15 years ago when I was a young man, when my name, Jamie was normal to all those around me, I had a hard time adjusting to the world. I couldn't find myself at home in a world wherein I was always expected to answer my mobile when it rang, wherein humbleness was rarely rewarded and working in a hipster coffee shop was referred to as 'making a living'; Getting paid in bits of metal and paper by a large company so that I could pay my rent and reinvest the rest of it in more or less the exact same company and their products to keep the machine and my grey existence running.