After reading every SoC fanfic under the sun, I have concluded that it is my sole duty to create the (in my opinion) best fanfic ever. Enjoy, you little shits 😁. -not_your_drugdealer the original cast comes together one final time to steal a priceless jewel for an anonymous client. A bi disaster Kaz's adopted son A criminal with the emotional capacity of a spork A girl who's too good for him Another girl who's too good for him A grisha assassin Sweet, sweet cash A heist that isn't impossible, but I'm going to tell you it is for dramatic effect I don't own anything but Atropa and the plot. all characters belong to our Lord and Savior, Leigh Bardugo Things that I wanted to change about the typical SoC Fanfiction - Humor Complex OCs A realistic relationship between Kaz and Inej An actual plot Good grammar ⚠️ This fanfic does contain Kanej content ⚠️ Sorry that this is so long, but thanks for reading all that (or at least skimming to the bottom).