this is a JOKE, im not writing this seriously but i am making an attempt to make the story interesting. im literally only making this since bertie said it was fine to write a fanfic abt him as it gives him content so i might asw put my writing abilities to good use. any questions in regards to my username (as in my @), its a family guy reference. if requested by bertie, i will take this down. could include smut but probably not since this ain't serious, but if he says its alright then it can i'll only continue writing if it's requested, i'm not a very motivated person also it's extremely corny and tell me if bertie reads it 🤓