In the kingdom of Hyrule there are a couple things that are certain. 1.) Cuckoos are deadly and shall not be messed with. 2.) While adventuring, avoid fairies as travel companions at all costs as they are loud and annoying. 3.) Jumping is a fine art that must be honed for at least a couple centuries. 4.) Grass cutting is lucrative. And lastly, the princess of Hyrule is always saved from the jaws of evil by the Legendary Hero who wields the Darkness Sealing Sword. We have all heard of the triumphs, and loses that the two souls have endured. But what if that all changed? What if the roles were REVERSED? I do not own any characters, and this is based upon the Legend of Zelda franchise, which is owned by Nintendo. All right to Nintendo as this is a fan-fiction. Thank You and Enjoy!!! :)