❝ I AM A DECEASED, FEARSOME ENTITY, AND YOU ARE ASKING ME TO CLEAN YOUR DOG'S SHIT ? ❞
━━━ the chances of summoning a ghost while cooking a bowl of chicken soup are low, but never zero.
[ scaramouche x fem!reader ]
[ modern au ]
[ REWRITING! ]
❝ I AM A DECEASED, FEARSOME ENTITY, AND YOU ARE ASKING ME TO CLEAN YOUR DOG'S SHIT ? ❞
━━━ the chances of summoning a ghost while cooking a bowl of chicken soup are low, but never zero.
[ scaramouche x fem!reader ]
[ modern au ]
[ REWRITING! ]
ʚ scaramouche/FEM! reader
୨ ᵐᵒᵈᵉʳⁿ ᵃᵘ !
roommates?? with a completely different version of yourself ?!?
"oh! sorry I mistook you for a purple gremlin sir fandango!"
"shut the fuck up"
"will gladly...