So apparently lots of people who have read this story informed me that it's not at all what they were expecting based on the title and description. So now there's no description, partly because you should read this story because you're a spontaneous little devil deep down, but also because people who feature my story in their "Favourite Books on Wattpad" (thanks so much, by the way!) will be forced to post this God-awful description that isn't really a description and people will have no idea what to think about it.
Also, if you've read this far, then I'd like to say that you have a nice butt. Thank you, that's all, and have a glorious day.