<< ON HAITUS >> SOME OF THE STUFF ON HERE ARE STILL PRETTY HELPFUL SO HELP YOURSELVES. i'm not here to shower you with compliments. if your book is a rat's dungeon, i will say so. i will point out your mistakes how i see fit. this book is based on first impressions so you'll get a front row seat on exactly how your readers perceive your book. my duty is to urge you to see your work for what it is - a giant cesspool, or an unlikely treasure room. we've all written garbage, some more than others. you may be writing one right now and DESPERATELY need me to tell you. and i will. my reviews may help put you in the right direction or you may call me a bitch forever and stop writing altogether. who knows. let's find out! now i'm not saying i'm a better writer than you, i'm saying i'll *generously* share with you the little knowledge i have on these things. you're welcome. p.s: despite what you may have garnered from this blurb, i'm actually a v nice person irl💀 cover by @iamraquel95
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