"'y/n...' he whispered. 'did you know geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance?' he asked sexily. " or; your trip to a party doesn't quite go as expected. you meet a familiar face that you've known of all your life. (satire obviously, pls I couldn't hold my laughter as I was writing this it's almost midinght my sister has probably heard me giggling for the past hour)