You're walking home after a long night at the East Finchley fitness peak gym when suddenly you hear the sound of a puffer jacket's pocket rustled behind you. You turn, only to see famed minecraft youtuber, TommyInnit, holding an improvised Brixton shank. "Oi you ruffian, pass me ya wallet I know you got it" he points the knife towards your jugular "A-Anything else...?" you struggle to say the words as the 6'3 seventeen year old continues to size you up, his other hand gripping a secondary weapon from within his blue north face puffer jacket. Slowly, he leans in towards you until his voice is barely a whisper- you strain your ears to hear what he says: "....Subscribe guys, we're so close to 10 million subs. Recently there's been a glitch going around youtube which makes people unsubscribe, so check down below" With those words, the lanky brute walked away, leaven you shaken and confused- a more profound sweat on your brow than anything you had ever achieved in the gym