When Raj and Maureen break up at the tail-end of the summer before college, that too for the eighteenth time, they safely assume that they'll probably never see each other again. But Raj thinks he has one last grand romantic stunt left in him that will help him win her back. So, he follows her for a thousand and fifty-six miles to the secluded University of Kaga, and enrolls in the same school as her- The School of Fashion Design. But soon, he finds out that learning the difference between a scarf and a sash is going to be the least of his worries. Because, as it turns out, the University is being run by Vampires that harvest the academically weaker section of students for their blood, while recruiting the upper echelon of toppers into their ranks. Now, Raj will have to lead an uprising of slackers. Against the bloodsucking peers and teachers out for their hemoglobin. Against their ancient bosses enabling them. And maybe even against Maureen.