I was reading a story one day and the main character's dress got caught by some thorns. She said something like "you're doing your job not letting people past." That got me thinking; if thorns had emotions, they would be the loneliest plants ever. Nobody goes near them but when someone does come close (and gets cut and turns to leave) the thorns try to make him/her stay. What if these thorns symbolized a person and what would he/she say?