A parody of the @PoetsPub, Poet of the Year 2020. I did not make the cut this year having drawn a complete blank, that is not a unique experience as last year I only scrapped in after winning a challenge in one of the @FlashFictionForum events, but only after a questionable decider. So I have decided produce my own parody of the annual competition and run it in parallel with the main event, I will endeavour to follow all the rules, but that doesn't mean I will succeed. Here's hoping you get to read and enjoy my contribution, there are no prizes.
4 parts