This is a cursed object. Look away. You have been warned. So, this was a 2am thing that became a long form thing because I like when Danny reads Wattpad fanfic and I believe he has the perfect audiobook voice. I also can't write one-shots. So here is an actual story, it has plot, it has conflict, it gets X-rated, but also, there's a British Gentleman from the 1800's in it. Look away kids, look away. Oh and Danny if you do end up seeing this and reading it, I'm so happy, but I'm also so very sorry. Enjoy gentlepeople. 18+