It all starts out with a silly T-shirt that says: lol, you're not Alex Turner. Alex Turner sees Pia Gottlieb for the first time in a supermarket somewhere in Berlin wearing that T-shirt. Except that it's her friend's T-shirt and thus has no idea who the hell the guy with slicked back hair and smug smile in front of her is, telling her that it's her lucky day. WARNING: lots of mature content