Hi. I'm Elizabeth Marcus. As you can tell,I'm Cupid's Assistant. Let me tell you,beware. Eric Malchson is "Cupid" this year. Everyone says that I'm going to be his assistant because I'm his crush. I don't believe in love so nothing is between us. But sex. After Eric chose me to be his assistant,I ended up losing time for studies and friends to end up making "love" with him. Thank goodness "Cupid" changes every year. So I have to spend one fucking year with Mr.Cupid/Sex Idiot. How am I going to be in high school and being Cupid's Assistant at the same time?!?