"I've called you here because you're a barnacle on the side of my ship, Dick. Your mopping is sloppy, you do nothing but leave streaks on the cannons. I'm sending you off on an exploration with Crocker and the other vile crustaceans that do nothing but tarnish my reputation as captain of this ship." I promise you YOU WILL NOT REGRET READING THIS! Reading this will be the best decision you will ever make in your life.
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