A great man had studied the events of the Baudelaires, a great woman had tried her best to protect them but died from a serious poison, six orphans had survived a series of unfortunate events... one lived to want to tell the tale. "Beatrice Baudelaire was just like her uncle. She wanted to record and tell the stories not many would want to speak of themselves. Though an orphan herself, she lived with her uncle and grew up with the Bauldelaires, but if only she knew that the past... was likely to repeat itself..... I warn you, dear reader, what comes next is a series of very unfortunate events... so I deeply advise you to look away." A candle blew out. **This is a fanfic. I do not own any of the characters fantasized in this story.**