"Once upon a time, in the middle of nowhere, there lived 5 ugly boys," I started, "I'm not ugly!" "Shut up Harry!" I scolded, before carrying on with my story, "They were too scared to walk down the stairs and in the house there is a soul-eating ghost, then they die because they are all idiots. The end." I smile as I sat myself next to Niall, who was now wide-eyed, "You scare me." Don't worry Niall, I don't hurt cute blondes with irish accents. ***1Dfanfic***