Who is Akashi Seijuro? "No one. Just a weird guy that I met on my way home. Don't get the wrong idea here! I'm the protagonist!" Who is Izaya Orihara? "That human-loving freak. I hate him. Got a problem with that?!" Who is Levi? "My friend who became a detergent when I accidentally punched his face." Who is Accelerator? "My psychotic friend who tried to peek with that stupid Kuro." Who is Rizuki? "My lovely best friend." Who is Kuro? "No one." Yes. Those are our protagonist's answers. She's smart, but sometimes her clumsiness could kill a person. She likes breads, and she is currently dating five guys. A playgirl, yes.
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