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Vampire fiction concerns itself primarily with the subject of vampires who feed on living creatures in order to survive. While vampires were traditionally horrific and villainous, modern interpretations often reimagine the fanged bloodsuckers as more nuanced and complex entities. Vampire fiction usually deals with the human protagonist’s encounter with a vampire, their romantic relationship with a vampire, or his or her transformation into a vampire themselves. Other conflicts may include vampire-hunting or drama within the vampire coven.

Dry Spell

Dry Spell

RussLinton
2 pages, updated Oct 24, 2014PG-13
Vlad is one of the long but dwindling line of ancient nosferatu. Scourge of man and the seducer of women the world over, this ancient predator has run into a problem. His blood... read more
4 reads votes 0 comments 0
Death's Penalty

Death's Penalty

ayahxean_04
8 parts / 24 pages, updated Oct 23, 2014PG-13
I was the type of girl who say anything out loud how vulgar it may sound if I had to. I never blushed in the whole seventeen years of my existence but just like the cl... read more
379 reads votes 19 comments 0
Cheesy Romantic Title

Cheesy Romantic Title

fluid_motions
2 parts / 3 pages, updated Oct 22, 2014PG-13
A sexy teenage vampire. A mortal girl. A sexy teenage werewolf. A devastating love triangle. And to wrap it all up, they're in the most fitting place of all- Highsc... read more
81 reads votes 4 comments 3
Diabolik Lovers and Vampire Knight Crossover

Diabolik Lovers and Vampire Knight Crossover

kawaiialicechan
2 parts / 2 pages, updated Oct 21, 2014PG-13
When Yuki and her 'gang' move to the Sakamaki Mansion they meet 6 other vampires who seem to want Yuki's blood. Will this lead to a terrible fate, or a happy ending?
35 reads votes 0 comments 0
The impossibility Of Being Possible

The impossibility Of Being Possible

TheInfinite
8 parts / 19 pages, updated Oct 20, 2014PG-13
Blue Scarlett has had enough. She's fed up with her becoming second best to her family and friends and is fed up of every waking moment of her school ... read more
1,352 reads votes 48 comments 27
The Vampire's Mate

The Vampire's Mate

dd5353
33 parts / 46 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13Pictures
In a world where vampires are known and superior to humans, there is an annual ball for vampires to find there mate. If they don't find their mate, the girls are sol... read more
392,232 reads votes 10,660 comments 1,247
I HATE VAMPIRES

I HATE VAMPIRES

SophieMeade6
38 parts / 51 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13
As soon as I started to scream, he started to panic. Then, that's when I saw them...the 2 fangs in his mouth and his black eyes. I screamed louder, but then, I suddenly cou... read more
17,691 reads votes 390 comments 234
Having A Mate Like Me 2

Having A Mate Like Me 2

LoveMusic_Freedom
20 parts / 29 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13
SEQUEL TO HAVING A MATE LIKE ME "Guess what?" I smiled flopping down at the seat next to him. "You want to leave because you realize I don't give ... read more
74,101 reads votes 3,196 comments 236
Oops, he did it again! (Twilight Humour)

Oops, he did it again! (Twilight Humour)

toffee257
45 parts / 68 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014GCompleted
Funny Twilight story When the rest of the Cullen family goes hunting they leave Bella with Jasper and Emmett disaster is on the way for Bella. Emmett... read more
1,848 reads votes 181 comments 22
Our Dark Secret

Our Dark Secret

Raven_Amanda_Black
3 parts / 8 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13
39 reads votes 0 comments 3
When I Met You In Mid-Summer

When I Met You In Mid-Summer

swagger786
18 parts / 50 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13VideoPictures
I walked from 5th hour to 6th. I thought about what I was going to do when I got home. Sure, I was going to be bomborded with questions. And I was going to b... read more
273 reads votes 1 comments 0
Silas

Silas

call_me_Rose14
34 parts / 34 pages, updated Oct 17, 2014PG-13
Being a teenager is hard. It's even harder when your tempted to drain every single drop of blood from everyone around you. And having to be surrounded by the sweet smell of humans ... read more
14,725 reads votes 371 comments 18
Kings of Dawn

Kings of Dawn

AlionaRBHJ
5 parts / 3 pages, updated Oct 17, 2014G
11 reads votes 0 comments 0
Lame

Lame

ShuhDarrUh
2 parts / 1 page, updated Oct 16, 2014PG-13
"I like booty and video games. Not blood and biting... Unless it has to do with my dick."
9 reads votes 0 comments 0
Love Potion #8

Love Potion #8

LaronalaronaLoni
31 parts / 60 pages, updated Oct 24, 2014PG-13VideoPictures
“What do you want?” She asked. Panicked, backing away. The vampire followed, stepping forward, dangerously close, looking her over. “You.” His voice deep, growling. “Me... read more
104,424 reads votes 4,219 comments 753
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