Derpyness Stories

imagines about you and jacksepticeye sometimes I will put mark in to but enjoy. Also i am putting qutes in this book as well. I am updating the book and writing a new o...

Yes, this is a part 2 to my original. So, I will post when I can. That is all! I will see you all next time My Squirrels!

involves people on crack people high on orange juice normal people WTF moments funny stuff (I think...) so..... enjoy!

If I had a dollar for everyone someone said," You'll be ok," I would be a millionaire. There's always something that goes wrong that makes someone say it. Hone...

Fairy Tail Spoofs Presents: The Scenes you Never saw! WARNING: SOME RANDOMNESS AND DERPINESS PRESENT. IF YOU HAVE ALLERGIES FOR DERPITIES, RANDOMNITITES, OR SPOOFABETIES...

She's so annoying , all happy and shit. She needs to die for my insanity. Why is he trying to kill me...what have I done.

Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a very happy child with a wonderful family-uh no. There is no far away land or once upon a time. There's no happy chi...

'Rule Nuber 1: Pretty girls don't eat.' Ana whispered. //Short Chapters// Highest Rank #80 in Short Stories

Jay Is a 17 year old avarage boy. Though his life is slowly falling apart... What happens next? Find out because I don't wanna soil too much... Eh.

The published diary of a young girl, hoping that someone can help find clues as to what happened to her.

Poetry meant for depressed and longing souls of this cruel world

Hypixel is turned Pigman and is captured in the Nether. He finds a Mitch turned Blaze and Sky turned Brine. BlazingCandian, Skybrine, Enderlox, WitherMU, Derp Ssundee, B...

I thought I was a normal kid when I was young. I played outside, had a few friends, went to school like everybody else. This all changed when I was about six years old...

this is a sorta sucky poem by me.

This story is a collab with me and my friend Zariah, we wanted to step out of the romance zone and step into the friend zone and sadness zone please enjoy try not to cry...

They say some people will never change, but sometimes they do. Jane is considered to be in the category of a person who will "Never change". At least that's wh...

poems written at valerie haynes-perry's writing workshops Will update regularly until I run out of poems.