- Bad Jokes, Dad Jokes Complete
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I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make you smile. ⚠ Please note ⚠ : I do not own all of these jokes/puns. Credits go to their original owners. Started: Jan. 7, 2017 « Highest ranking » 08/16/18 | #4 in #quoteoftheday - Puns | ✍ Complete
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FUNNIEST + CRINGIST PUNS EVER!!! Note: I do not claim to be the sole and exclusive owner of the content I make available through this book. - Puck YouWattpad Original Ongoing
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Grace wants to prove herself by making the men's hockey team at her new school. Will a rivalry with the captain - or an attraction between them - get in the way? ***** When Grace Gillman moves to California, she's determined to play hockey -- even if that means making a place for herself on her new school's only team. But Sebastian Evans doesn't want a girl on the men's team, even if she's a great player. He's convinced she'll distract the other boys and cost them their shot at the championship - and with it, his only chance at a scholarship to his dream college. But despite his icy attitude towards her, he can't help but feel a connection building between them - which quickly gets complicated when he learns she has eyes for someone else. Will they remain rivals on the rink, or will things heat up between them? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] - You're So Punny Complete
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[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016] - Puns || ✔ Complete
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Puns to read when you're bored to death. I hope you enjoy that, it's punstoppable though. Most of these does not belong to me. Full credits are to the right owners - All the love as always - (Start posting : 3rd June 2017) // Amazing cover by @Sunswept // - Puns/Jokes/Dirty Jokes/Memes Complete
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Well doesn't the title say it all? - jin's dad jokes 101 Complete
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--smile, you sad bitch ⚠︎︎ 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘆 + 𝘂𝗻𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 ✔︎: 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟳 - Sex and Death in Skeleton CityWattpad Original Complete
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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]] - PUNS! Complete
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its all puns guys - How To Take Care / Teach Kids 101 Ongoing
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Okay okay. This is all a joke! DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! *whispers* you might end up in jail Cough cough you heard nothing ;) - Cheesy Jokes, Puns and Pick-up Lines Complete
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Cheesy jokes, puns and pick-up lines cheesier than the cheesiest jokes, puns and pick-up lines you've ever cheesed DISCLAIMER: These are not our jokes, they were found on the internet add well as all of the images Warning: If you are offended by dumb blond jokes, do not read or do not be offended, I don't have anything against blonds :) - Running With Scissors Complete
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Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] - You ought to Smile more~ Ongoing
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Just a bunch of jokes, puns, and funny stories. Welcome one and all, to the laughalicious LAUGHOTHON - 101 of the World's Funniest One Liners/Jokes Complete
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If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving!! Read more funny one liners in this small book. :) - i'm a victim // rwby knee-slappers Complete
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Just your average jokes, puns, pick-up lines and more! They're all *terribly* funny! - Oh No! | Anthology ✔ Complete
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Do you like space adventure? Do you like alien creatures? Do you like jokes? Well, you have come to the right place! The 'Oh No!' Anthology is a collection of short stories written by great authors of this orange world based on the same theme. In this Anthology the writers will try and mix Science Fiction and Humour together! - All Good ThingsWattpad Original Complete
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"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in all the madness? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that left her at loss of what to do! As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system--can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother, annoying vegetarian and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?). - Stupid Jokes Complete
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Basically random jokes I took of the internet. Might include some not so innocent ones. Cover source: https://pixabay.com/photos/smile-boy-kid-leaf-happy-child-6242237/ - The Book of Ultimate Randomness Complete
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Are you bored? Are you looking for something funny? Do you like random things? Do you want to impress your friends (or anyone, really) with mind-blowing facts and cringe-worthy jokes? If your answer is yes (or no, it doesn't matter) then welcome to the world of Ultimate Randomness Cover by- @AngeBlancRose
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