- Insults 💀❤ Complete
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✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 280k views ✨ ✨ 8.7k votes ✨ ✨ 888 comments ✨ 👅Highest rank 👅#54 in Random💖 Ranked: #199 😙♀ Get me up to 300k views guys?? 🔐💚 Instagram💕: @theofficialermes YouTube💎: Ermes ? Share, Vote, Comment ? ✖❗Hate = Blocked ✖❗ 😴 Haters back off 😴 ❤ I love you all ❤ 🌈 Fandom : #Ermesfam 🌈 - Comebacks and Insults Complete
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Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed. - One Too Many Insults (Obey me) Complete
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In the original "One Too Many Insults", Mammon runs away and comes back because he usually never takes his brothers' insults too seriously. But what if Mammon took what his brothers said to him more into depth and decided not to come back? - Jokes, Comebacks and Insults Complete
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Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be offensive to some people so if you are easily butt hurt I don't suggest you read this. Mostly insults and comebacks. Post are published daily, if not means I'm busy or to lazy to write - Insults and comebacks Complete
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Roast anyone who starts being an a** to you. Writing these comebacks/insults/roasts with best frenn LisaDarkling, please follow her. Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Some of these comebacks may contain swearing and harsh words, use these comebacks at your own risk, you might receive a punch in the face but eh it's not THAT bad. Who am I kidding? use these to become a badas$ - Funny Insults and Comments Complete
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This story is rude and has bad language. - INSULTS AND ROASTS Complete
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If you ever get in an insult battle, or have the urge to roast someone, maybe these will help you win the victory! Your opponent will never see it coming! If you have any insult ideas of your own, message me on wattpad, and I'll add them to my list of insults. Thx. - Insults Complete
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Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot. 13th September 2016- Completed 13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour 16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour 13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background* 3rd March 2017- 76k reads! - insults nd sarcasm Complete
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For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you. Ps: don't kill me - Insults and Sarcasm Complete
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Do I really need a description for this? The title is self explanatory. Unless you're that stu- I'm gonna save the insults for the book. - Insults Complete
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Just read the title! :) - Insults | Hawk Ongoing
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Vera, Kreese's granddaughter comes to California to visit. She's a flirt and always has been; the girl who grew up training with boys around her goes to a new state to help train her grandpa's new students, what fun huh? As soon as she walks into the dojo she notices it's a different generation of Cobra Kai, a bunch of losers who look nothing like the students she was used to seeing and training with. ----------- Vera scoffed as she saw a kid with a nasty lip weakly punch another student. "You call that a punch, lip?" Hawks eyes widen as no one has ever been brave enough to call out his deformity. "Yeah? Well, how about you come here and I show you what a real punch is about?" He replied not knowing who she was and why she came here. As soon as Vera walked over, she back sweeps Hawk's legs to the ground and straddled him to prevent him from attacking. She leaned into his face examining his features. Brought a hand to his face and used her thumb to trace over his lip. "Cute lip." Vera laughed. She began to get off Hawk and walk over to her grandad. "If that's your best student you need more help than I thought." That was all it took for her to help her grandfather whip these kids into shape. ----------- A cute tiktoker makes an appearance we ALL know who that is ;) - starting at chapter 9 *This books timeline will be all over the place but it starts where Hawk still has his blue mohawk.* Got bored and didn't find many books where the main character was a badass female with Hawk so here we go :) - Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults! Complete
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Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)* - Insults Referring To Books Complete
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"You're such a factionless mundane from the capital!" "I'd rather kiss a crank" Insults referring to books are insults that a lot of readers will probably laugh at. If you don't understand, you probably haven't read the book that it's relating to :D 99% OF THESE INSULTS ARE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT OF AND CREATED BY ME Please be warned that this book may contain spoilers :) Highest Ranking: #112 in humour ××× [Not saying these to anyone, they're just made-up insults that would be funny if you understand :) All words belonging to authors (such as factionless, etc) belong fully to the authors and I own nothing] - The Book of Sassy Comebacks & Funny Insults Complete
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