- Life as a Doge Complete
- Reads 14,501
- Votes 1,029
- Parts 32
- Time 7m
I dont giv a fuk - Screams Complete
- Reads 73,244
- Votes 3,523
- Parts 43
- Time 2h 32m
Book 1 in the Screams Trilogy Calliope Doge doesn't speak. This is a fact that the entirety of Hogwarts knows full well. She doesn't answer the questions that teachers ask in lessons, she doesn't speak to people over dinner in the great hall and she does not speak to people at weekends. No one knows the reasoning behind Calliope's silence, no one knows the guilt that she carries with her every day. Because the reason Calliope Doge does not speak is that her voice has power. The power to kill. Just like it killed her father. 'Calliope's head felt like it was about to explode-she sat bolt right up in bed and let out a loud, ear-splitting, soul-shaking scream that seemed to penetrate every inch of the castle.' 'Through the darkness to the dawn And when I looked back you were gone Heard your voice leading me on Through the darkness to the dawn' -Nobody Knows by The Lumineers Disclaimer: Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters from the original series. I own Calliope, Natalie and Isaac, along with any deviations from the original plot of Harry Potter. - Doge's Adventure (mlg book) Complete
- Reads 892
- Votes 39
- Parts 14
- Time <5 mins
a very meme story - DoGe Complete
- Reads 100
- Votes 0
- Parts 3
- Time <5 mins
The doge is in danger. Now it's different? - The doge doing the lawn Complete
- Reads 37
- Votes 1
- Parts 5
- Time <5 mins
This doge named doge wants to do a lawn mowing job.. What will happen? Idk. Ask the doge.. PICTURES ARN'T UNLESS I SAY! - Puppy pictures Complete
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- Votes 217
- Parts 26
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I'm going to be putting pictures of puppies in here so be ready to die of cuteness - Doge duz Minecraft Complete
- Reads 6,103
- Votes 757
- Parts 61
- Time 1h 5m
dis doge just got stuck in minecraft.... wanna find out how? naaah no spoilers :3 and plz if reed... comment, boat and um share? and follo doge cuz.... ya... i hav no good reesun and tanx - Much Royalty (Doge x Gabe) Complete
- Reads 358
- Votes 10
- Parts 8
- Time 12m
In an alternate universe where Doge is king, everything is normal. That is until he meets a little pomeranian named Gabe. Join the two pups on their journey through cuteness! Through heartbreak! Through borks! [warning very very VERY sad] - The Doge Ongoing
- Reads 42
- Votes 6
- Parts 6
- Time 9m
Wahooooooooooooooooo - Bonded Complete
- Reads 26,230
- Votes 1,907
- Parts 52
- Time 3h 18m
Book 2 in the Screams Trilogy Reeling with the shock of what happened the previous year, and still struggling to understand the bond that has formed between then, Calliope Doge and Fred Weasley are launched headfirst into the Second Wizarding War. With death approaching them from all angles, Calliope is determined not to let anyone else die because of her mistakes, but the wheels of war are already in motion, and when death wants something, death gets it. '"We don't always get what we want Fred, I certainly never have."' 'All this doubt is creepin' in Inside out, I shed my skin Can you hear the drumming? There's a revolution coming' -Revolution by The Score Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters from the original series. I own Calliope, Natalie and Isaac, along with any deviations from the original plot of Harry Potter. - Life as a Doge 2 Complete
- Reads 4,627
- Votes 590
- Parts 43
- Time 8m
sekwel of de first book Life as a Doge lel - The life of Harambe Complete
- Reads 364
- Votes 11
- Parts 4
- Time <5 mins
This is a touching biography about the life of a soul that will live on. Nobody knows what happened but us. This will be a roller coaster ride with twists and turn, ups and downs, and major plot twists. Also, as doge would say, "Much emotional, very drama!"I hope you enjoy this award winning novel about... THE LIFE OF HARAMBE!!! - Barney and the Memes Complete
- Reads 652
- Votes 14
- Parts 10
- Time <5 mins
💜 Barney is a purple dinosaur, with purple tears, purple bruises and a purple cat 💜 💚 Pepe is a green frog, with green skin, green sweat and a green machete 💚 ❤️ Elmo is a furry red thing, with red poop, red tears and a red chainsaw ❤️ 💛 Doge is a yellow dog, with yellow piss, a yellow collar and a yellow aura 💛 These memes will be eternal, watch their lives as they slowly get more f**ked up. What will happen? Find out. - DOGE NEEDS LA BACON Complete
- Reads 38
- Votes 1
- Parts 5
- Time <5 mins
DOGE LOVES LA BACON. HE EATS LA BACON. BUT HE CANT FIND LA BACON. HELP DOGE FIND LA BACON TO EAT LA BACON. - Marshall the Doge Complete
- Reads 38
- Votes 0
- Parts 5
- Time 9m
A collection of chapters about a doge named Marshall who is very fat and loves to eat food-too much. Come along as you will learn about Marshall 'Doge' Redman, and how his future life expectancy changed in a beautiful instant.
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