- Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography Complete
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Poems tug against the leash of the constraints of meaning. Words pull back. Highest ranks, #1 in Surrealism, #1 in Absurdity, #1 in Enlightening, #16 among all Poetry. - Normal? Absurd [NCTxSRG] Complete
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They say it's normal, But to her, It's absurd Started: 29/4/18 Ended: 13/8/2018 Highest ranking: #1 in sr18g; #70 in brainwash; #4 in koeun; #17 in normal; #31 in smrookies; #7 in absurd; #23 in lami - a movie where you beg for death Complete
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enjoy :) - Upside Down, Around, & Absolutely Absurd | TXT FF ✅ Complete
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*Book 1 In Optical Illusion Series* Five boys reach the time to enter Monzara, Institute Of The Arcane. These five boys had no idea of what lied ahead, nor did they know each other upon arrival to the magical academy. Here is where things go upside down, around, & become absolutely absurd. Are you ready ? Are you ready to see things turn upside down, around, & go absolutely absurd ? - Soap - Book 1 - "Should've listened to Joe" - Kaiju Paradise Complete
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In Laminax Labs, there is guards everywhere, scientists working on chemistry and biology on living human beings. Kat, one of these scientists is always kind to the subjects, and always makes sure their safe for all experiments. Her best friend, Joe, is a janitor. Maaaybe in the end she should have listened to him. Enjoy! This is an inspiration from Kaiju Paradise and Roblox. - Eye Trip Complete
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I went on an eye trip. cover: http://redlipstickresurrected.tumblr.com - 𝘼𝘽𝙎𝙐𝙍𝘿. ✧*:*✧ 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙠𝙪 𝙞. 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 Ongoing
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!! 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 !! 𝙖𝙗·𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙙 | : 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙪𝙤𝙪𝙨. ↳ the one word that sums up (y/n)'s personality and life. she was an aspiring surgeon in the old world, but she's now just a certified crackhead causing chaos in the stone world, while trying to gain the affections of a certain science man. - lots of anime references - profanity "𝙤𝙤𝙝--𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚-" "(𝘺/𝘯) 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵-" - Makings of A Nightmare Complete
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Dark, surreal and abstract collection of poems I've written in the past. - Weirdly weird Complete
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Weirdly weird horror and psychological thriller short stories from my classically psychotic mind (just an illusion). Read on - Snape's little | Harry Potter Ongoing
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"Mister Potter, either let Madam Pomfrey change you, or I will" Snape looked like he had enough. Well, I don't want that. He would make fun of me for the rest of my life. Tell the entire school even. I wouldn't even be surprised, it's to be expected. ☁︎☁︎☁︎ Harry was making a potion with Nevile when a mistake was made and it exploded, leaving him unconscious. Was he alright? In what state is he going to wake up? Whose secrets are going to come to light? ☁︎☁︎☁︎ This is a story about Harry being Snapes little. (Ddlg) There will be corporal punishment ☁︎☁︎☁︎ BEST RANKINGS # 17 absurd out of 1.1K stories # 37 snape ☁︎☁︎☁︎ 🅂🄴🄽🄳🄸🄽🄶 🄻🄾🅅🄴 - THE TIES THAT BIND ||| THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA Ongoing
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When he was but a young boy, Ragnvaldr was forced to watch as a roving band of Elvish Mercenaries put his village to the torch and slaughter his people. Helpless and alone, the boy flees with nothing but the clothes on his back and his fathers war axe on his shoulder. After nearly two decades of bitter survival in the harsh wilds and a sizeable bounty on his head, the now twenty eight year old man hunted those responsible for taking everything from him. Guided by his ancestors, he closes in on his final target. However, his path of destruction is impeded when he encounters a motley crew of adventurers going by the name of Vox Machina. [VEX'AHLIA x MALE OC] - Cats. Complete
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Cats: A young female protagonist with a taste for conspiracy theories is confused about the appearance of a displaced telepathic, feminist cat called “Mr Kittens” dropping in on her unsuspecting household. A time travel trip 200 million years into the future could be the cause of the upset. - The Saltport ATM Complete
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Jessi Albright needs a vacation. With few clients for her life makeover business, it's hard to justify getting away, even for a weekend. But when she books a retreat in Saltport, Jessi finds herself desperate for some cash and makes an emergency stop at the local ATM. It was supposed to be a short detour, five minutes max. She got far more than she swiped her bank card for. Prince Tewen, a merman, kidnaps her and the $70 million dollars the ATM mysteriously gave her. The only way out is for Jessi to transform the prince into a human in twenty-four hours and get him into a gala in thirty-six. Even if such a makeover is feasible, it's certain to cost a fortune, a $70 million dollar fortune. From yachts to New York to sea urchin extract, this part-comedy part-absurd tale is sure to be make you question your life choices as much as Jessi. #ONC2023 74. You have an ATM that gives you the exact amount of money you need to survive for the day. How you spend it is your choice. Today you are given $70,000,000. ONC 2023 Shortlister Open Door Awards 2024 - Best Blurb ONC Milestone Road Map: Chapter One: 2,321 words (2k) Chapter Four: 9,184 (8k) Chapter Nine: 20,241 (20k) Word Count: 25,310 - Pulsații Complete
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