Sex and Death in Skeleton City

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Und...

The Cat

Severus Snape becomes an unregistered Animagus. His form? A black cat. What happens when one day, he's injured on Privet Drive? What happens when Harry finds him? WARNING: WILL CONTAIN ABUSE. NOTE: THIS STARTS DURING THE SUMMER BEFORE HARRY'S FIFTH YEAR. HARRY IS FIFTEEN.

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mew mew mew mew --- you are a cat