Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Aleks has struggled with it his entire life. It's an addiction that's more dangerous than any drug could ever be. He's broken up family and friendships. He's shattered the people around him that he loves. He just doesn't know how to avoid the call of the void. AU. Complete.
James goes through his life waiting for his perfect, gorgeous soul mate. Who will he find?
Everything is normal for Aleks and James. At least for a while. I'm trying to make this as realistic as I can, and I am by no means a great writer. But I'm having fun writing it, and that's all that matters really! :)
When good girls fall in love, they sing songs, write in their diaries, dream of starry skies, and ride ponies. I am fairly certain they do NOT sensuously GRIND against their crush in sensuous black lace!
