Fred and George Weasley's Guide to Shipping

Fred: Oh, hello dear reader! it is I, the great, beautiful, smart, talented, and above all -mischievous- Fred Weasley! George: and i, the amazing, good looking, mysterious, magnificent, and above all- mischievous- George Weasley! Fred: and we are here to teach you all about ''Harry Potter'' ships. George: yes, that's...