blind :: muke au

❝i'm blind,❞ luke muttered. ❝nice to meet you, blind. im michael.❞ © 2014 michaelsvans {#1 fanfiction - 9/28/14} {#8 teen fiction - 9/18/14} cover by @michaelclifford

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These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

1000 Ways To Annoy People

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me...

The Devil Is My Guardian

One thing I'll always remember is my parents saying "Everyone has a story" "Everyone has a story with a past, tragic or not. Everyone has a story that is meant to go unjudged, even if it was never told" But sometimes we forget that. Like when I though that my guardian was the devil. Even though he taught me how to lau...

Jokes

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Hit Me, Cupid! (Now on Dreame)

Cupid and Psyche. It's the oldest tale in the world. But what happens when Cupid falls victim to his own arrow for the second time around? And this time, it's with a mortal girl, Cytherea Hastings.

Glass Sneakers

Every girl has a tiara, her own shining moment, and a beautiful ever after... no matter what. The Kingdom of Triavia is in search for a princess, but being a princess is the last thing on her mind. While everyone else is searching for magical love, Georgiette is busy running an errand to survive. ...

Death is My BFF Rewritten (Book 1 of the Rewritten Death Chronicles)

Death is My BFF is now published as a Hardcover, Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! As Wattpad reader you can access the original rough draft version here, and published version details inside. ****** (2014 WAT...

Found my mate, in a zombie apocalypse!(Warning~Slow Updates,bear with me)

Never doubt what you see, read or hear, it could one day come true. Roslyn Silverstone a sixteen year old, half fae, witch, angel, vampire and werewolf, never believed in zombies but she always joked around about them, boy was she wrong. When Roslyn finds herself in a flesh eating situation she will remember never to...

Teenager Posts

Just bored, so decided to share these posts I found written by the awesome teens of this generation. Hope you can relate! This book is actually for people who have escaped from the asylum. WARNING: Side effects of reading this book include: 1. Your parents wanting to disown you because they will start to think you're...

South Park (R-18+ Yaoi)| FanFic - Under Revision

A fan fiction based on the popular american adult cartoon in Comedy Central called South Park. Where four young boys with their friends and family will have an amazing adventures to discover the ups and downs of life. Will their friendship and relationship last for a lifetime or it will end up in a blink of an eye?

Poems you'll never want to read

Poems that express my life

The Best Dictionary Ever

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Memories of the Forest.

THE TEN THOUSAND STUPID THINGS!!!!! (JK)

Read the first page

Did u say godess?!?! (on hold )

Celina has always known she was special since the day she was born she has had the most sparkling silver eyes ever known. Little did she know she was meant for great things. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Celina light was just a normal 15 year old girl living out in a little town surrounded by forest named charlot...

Twilight One Shots

a series of diferent one shots there are mainly twilight oneshots that i have written in the past but im contemplaiting uploading my HP ones too. let me know what you think?=)

Mutation

Terrilynn Falana, aka Terri, has lost her father and her mother to an unknown face. She feels alone, lost in world where she is a freak among freaks. A mutation on her Lupine Gene leaves her stuck in a community full of werewolves without the ability to shift. Her life is changing as she leaves her sheltered, single p...

Blood lust (book 1)

Here I am once again. in a car where you could use. A knife to break our uncomfortable silence, my dad driving not saying a word and my step-mum playing on her iPhone 5. All of my family have iPhones except, yep you guessed it me! My dad is like any alpha of the pack hard outer shell commanding but that's the outside...

Truth or Dare Percy Jackson Fan Fic {EDITING}

Just a 'nice and friendly' game of truth or dare with our favorite Percy Jackson characters! (A/N I was 12 when I wrote this. People with high level brains and a respect for well written works, leave now. Everyone else: Come in for a laugh, cause were grammar and embelishment was lacking, humor is abuntant. )

Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)

THIS IS PART TWO OF 'Facebook (A Percy Jackson story)' PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT FIRST! THANKS! So, we now have BOOK TWO, by popular demand/death threat. ENJOY WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been poured into this story so...

Kuroko no Facebook

What would happen if the Kuroko no Basuke characters got their own facebook accounts?? If you wanna know,you gotta read. ^_^ [DISCLAIMER:THE ANIME NOR THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE!]

FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)

The Epitome of Weirdness

"You know what? I really don't like repulsive girls... Sorry." Five words. Twenty-three letters. 'I don't like repulsive girls' was all it took to leave poor little Via devastated. Most girls deal with heartbreaks through eating. With a tub of ice cream and a chick flick, they're good to go. But Via didn't deal with h...

Windswept

Reid has been homeless on the streets of New York for years now, fighting for cash in clubs and sleeping in empty buildings. With his special ability, Reid could have whatever life he wanted, but chooses not to. When Sam meets Reid on the subway, she has a hard time forgetting about him, and not only because he kee...

ICE (GirlxGirl)

Meet Dealia Frost, Ice to her friends (even though she only has one) a sarcastic power house who doesn't take any shit from anyone. She has to deal with leaders from different races who seek to control her for their own gain, to police officers trying to write her a ticket to love. Can she handle it or will it conque...

High School Psychic

Jaselyn Jones isn't your average high school junior. She's a social outcast, and she can't figure out why...Well, maybe she can. She can read minds. When her mind starts to get mysteriously empty, she must defeat the force responsible, or lose her powers forever.

I Guess My Carolyn is a Guy~ Andley Fanfiction

Andy Biersack and Ashley Purdy never thought they would fall for each other... Until one day when Juliet broke up with Andy, he got so mad and took out his emotions on Ashley... In a good way.

Band One Shots (Requests CLOSED!!!!)

As the title says this is a bunch of band one shots, mostly boyxboy but yeah... If you want me to write you something, then please ask and I'll be happy to do it!! List of current one shots in the works on page 1 :D I have so much work to do at school, so I'm gonna focus on the stuff I have for now, then I'll open for...