(modern day) ''uh is it too late to friendzone this?'' ''unless you want to be friends with benefits?'' he smirked. ''damn I'm fucked!'' ''Of course you are...literally going to be fucked'' At konoha high an student named Naruto Uzamaki, becomes friends with Sasuke Uchiha. One day Sakura Haruno(naruto's best friend)...
When Sasuke stumbles upon an illegal salve auction, the last person in the world he expected to find there and for sale no less, is the once-presumed-dead Naruto.
Naruto is sick of Sasuke being mean to him and calling him a dobe so he figures out the perfect plan to take revenge! (or does he?) Sasuke takes advantage of the situation
