Dirty Jokes

Related to the Carrot King (1D)

Aubrey, A Girl without a Surname. She's been living with Foster Parents since she can remember. She was kicked out at her last Foster Parents House and was sent back to the Foster Home. Her life Changed when her Real Surname was out: TOMLINSON.

The New Guitarist

Have you ever had your dreams come true? Have you ever met the love of your life but never noticed? Well, for Alli, her dreams come true one day she was walking home from school, and she sees a flyer with none other than Kellin Quinn, her favorite singer in the world. Want to know what happens next? Read on to find ou...

Cut Me Apart (Daniel's Story)

"There are no dress rehearsels in life, Daniel." I grabbed my lip ring. "Then it's a good job I learnt my lines." Daniel Storm has been caught up in a world of violence, sex and anger. He's trying so hard to figure out his place in the world but just can't seem to get anything right. The only person who he honestly ca...

Student F***** (Harry Styles AU)

Hi! We're The Random Twins! And You're One Direction!

Two friend's, practically twin's. Well, their random, and insane... and messed up.... annnnddd crazy. Well, what do you expect? One of them is American, the other is a fifth American, with a little of British, Dutch, Irish and Australian on the side. Who they are you ask? Well, their the Random twin's. One's obsessed...

Boy in the Stars Book 1:(pokemon fan fiction) Chapter 1

A good book to settle into and get the feeling of M's life. HE has many crazy adventures that you should read right away when they come out. i will accept ideas!

Blinded by Love

"If love is blind, then maybe a blind person that loves has a greater understanding of it."~Criss Jami. Meet Sophia Jenkins: A Complete Nobody. She's Quiet and Feisty, if you give her a reason to be. That all begins to change when she comes face-to-face with Alex Dawson: The school's legendary Sex God. All the rumo...

Taken (One Direction)

Kaity is a day - to - day, average girl, she goes to school, does an unfair amount of homework and does whatever her mom says. But when Kaity's mom surprises her best friend Micky and her with One Direction concert tickets and backstage passages everything changes. I mean when you get kidnapped and raped by the world'...

Sexting My Bully

❝ I found myself the moment I found you. And I am absolutely terrified, that if I lose you, I will lose myself again.❞ On one hand, Alana Edwards always knew that she is nobody; and she was. Until she made the biggest mistake of her life and slapped a famous boy bander. On the other hand, Harry Styles was so and a...

My Chemical Romance And One Direction... And Then There's Me

Talon Way, probably one of the best Drummer's in our time, along with Guitarist. Adopted by Gerard Way and Lyn-Z Way at the age of fifteen, four year's ago, she has been in their band when she found a pair of drum stick's and randomly made up a beat on the drum set. Since then, she's apart of the MCR Family and has be...

Sleeping With The Enemy (Harry Styles)

Jane Hendricks and Harry Styles were arch enemies. Not JUST enemies, but it was just completely hate between the two. Although what others didn't know, was that Jane had a past with Harry. Even enemies could fall in love.. But that was then, and this is now, as others say. It turns out, it wasn't love they were in bac...

Trapped On A Tour Bus With One Direction

Ruby Ferns, is a 19 year old Directionator. Her best friend makes her go to a One Direction concert and sneak into their tour bus to steal their under-wear, I know, her friend's weird. But then event's turn, they get caught, and Ruby find's herself stuck on a bus, alone, with a band she hates. Forcing her to stay, one...