Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

✮Life Hacks✮

Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier

Alone Together (Forever) (a Fall Out Boy and Patrick Stump fanfic!)

This is the story of how they met...it's the life of Allie Carrington,and she goes to a new school.In the new school she finds friends like Joe,Winona,Tiffany,Andy,Pete ...and she might share more than "just friends" with a cute guy named Patrick.Will she be able to win in the talent show with the new band they've com...

Quotable Quotes!

My quotable quotes are quotable! So I`ll put notable notes with my quotable quotes to make my notes quotable! A book of inspirational quotes!

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

girls guide 101 / life hack

this is my girl guide and it has life hack that I find ever girl should know

OK, I sooo did not want to be a mermaid. But its kinda cool!

My Sexy Kidnapper

Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then ru...

LIFE

This is pretty much filled with riddles and stuff to solve if you have nothing to do

Things u shouldn' do but I do anyways

Random book :3 Hehe.

...Poems & Humor...

Poems and Jokes to bring a laugh to your day.

Goodbye Nerd [Complete]

Hi,my name is Courtney all I want is somebody to care somebody to like me. until I thought one of the popular girls wanted to be my friend but she betrayed me then the depression and sadness started I couldn't go any farther. My best friend Rachel is all I have, she goes through almost the same stuff I do but her home...

The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

100 Things To Do When You're Grounded

Adopted by One Direction

Alexis is an orphan. She doesnt trust anyone, especiall men which is undersandable due to the things her father and others would do to her. When the boys decide to adopt a child thinking it'll help them mature , alexis is who they pick, seeming different and someone hey could help. Will the boys be able to break her o...

Adopted by One Direction

Lily. An innocent, sweet, six year old little girl with a past that she doesn't deserve. Abused by her father, put into the most terrible orphanage, then, in a turn of events, adopted by the top British-Irish boy band. Having a life full of pain, Lily doesn't realize that the five caring lads would do anything for her...

Raped tourtured and kidnapped by 1D

Weird things to do in public

Cuz if your anything like me you don't give a fuck about what people think anyway! So join me as I post 5things daily.... And vote please!!!!

I got Kidnapped by One Direction?

Abigail was just a normal girl who lived a normal life. Then one day when she was walking home from school, she saw people following her and started to run while the they were chasing after her. She then soon realizes that she was kidnapped.....by One Direction?

I got Adopted by One Direction? [SEQUEL]

|||||SEQUEL TO "I got Kidnapped by One Direction?"||||| When Abigail ran away from One Direction, she stayed at an orphanage and didn't like it at all. She was the oldest girl there and Abigail had to do quite a lot of work. All she wanted was to be adopted. She lived there for about a year until she got adopted.....b...

Fat Girl Problems

As a 'fat girl', Quinn Jones' life consists of problem after problem, leaving her quite insecure. Moving to a new school for senior year didn't help that either. With a new set of people to stare at her, she's terrified. But then, a miracle happens. Connor, the school's toughest guy, decides to watch over her, making...

Adopted by One Direction #Wattys2015

Hannah is a 3 year old girl with a horrible past that she doesn't like to talk about. Her mum died when she was little, and her dad was nothing but horrible to her. On top of that she has a genetic disorder called neurofibromatosis. This is a genetic disorder that causes non cancerous tumors to grow under the skin and...

Adopted By One Direction

Rachel was hurt and raped by people she know and not. She learned to never trust anyone. One Direction try to make her know that she's loved, but she declines to fall in there trap. Will she learn to trust, or will she be lonely forever?

The Nerd Can Fight (#1)

(First book of the series - cos people keep on missing my sequel announcement 😭) Cassandra Johnson is Pixie. Pixie is Cassandra Johnson. She's the same girl who's leading two extremely different lives. Nobody would suspect the school's nerd as Pixie. 'Cause Pixie's a street fighter badass and the nerd does not have a...

Teenage Life Hacks.

Guide To Life: Hacks.

Abused | Niall Horan

You know when you're thirteen, and you can't wait to have a boyfriend? You imagine cuddling up with him under some blankets, with ice cream watching cute films. You imagine him kissing you on the forehead and cheering you up if you've had a bad day. You imagine all these cute little scenarios in your head, hopin...