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  • blurry face - phan
    2.3M 152K 46

    " my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

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  • URBAN WRITING: THE OFFICIAL GUIDE
    69.2K 3K 11

    Warning: This is wild from beginning to end.

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  • YouTube Rap Battle: 2009!Phan VS 2015!Phan
    49.6K 2.7K 10

    Saw this on Tumblr, decided to make this and see where it went. A rap battle featuring 2009!Dan, 2009!Phil, 2015!Dan, 2015!Phil, Dil, and the Lion.

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  • Unicorn boys (Petekey, Frerard)
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    Just two gay authors' insights into what the summer of like could have been for Pete and Mikey if either of them had GROWN SOME FUCKING BALLS. i mean, a petekey au ---- Co-written with the brilliant @captain-of-the-ships. (tbh she did everything)

  • Spectrum (Frerard, Petekey)
    475K 32.2K 29

    The adventures of 'pretty boy' and 'dyke'. The story of the boy with the boobs who can pack a serious punch, and the girl with a dick and her all mighty powerful butt, and just how the two happen to meet and perhaps happen to fall for one another. And the two's battles against dysphoria, the foes of the judgemental ga...

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  • The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home
    1.3M 17.8K 15

    Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toron...

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  • Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)
    175K 5.6K 11

    I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English co...

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