A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Her Last Stand

Lucy is injured after an eventful case & Lockwood can't stand it. And in Lucy's last stand will she live? Will they live... Happily Ever After? Also including lots of other misadventures! Lockylepp

Skulduggery Pleasant Fan-fiction- Love Amongst The Cain (Sequel to The Cradle Of Magic)

The dark haired girl paced before the familiar face in front of her, her eyes wicked and licked with shadow and her hands gripped tightly to the weapon she held, "Why does a moth fly directly into the flame? Perhaps its captivated by the beauty to be found in such pure recreation?" Her eyes remained locked on those of...

Skulduggery Pleasant fan-fic: The Cradle of Magic (UNDER EDIT)

'We tackled in the sky, ripping and slicing at each-other. I screamed in aguish and cut it's face with shards of broken ice only to be healed over once more. The God chuckled once more and for the first time: spoke. "You cannot win this one child." It was the voice of Death. I shook my head, tears streaming my face...

Diary of Me: Thirteen Year-Old Spy [Discontinued]

This is the diary of Emma Gonzalez, a thirteen year-old spy suffering through her first year at a real school. Cover by: @books-r-better

My Randomness Again!

*Without Me by Eminem plays faintly in the background* What, did you really think I'd only make one?

The Things Our Parents Left Us

Ramona "Mona" Gray only wanted to catch a big fish. Instead she caught a boy the same height as herself. Adam Fink was trying to catch a girl to take home to his grandpa that only wanted him to fall in love... With anyone, he didn't care as long as Adam was happy like his parents had been when they had met. Ramona did...

Dancing with the Devil

*** Ansel Adams, or Ance as those he knows tend to call him, is a bad man though he didn't consider that to be his fault. His father had been a bad man, his grandfather had been a bad man--hell as far as Ance knew he came from a long line of men were just a bitten rotten down at their core. Everyone that knew Ance kne...

Ninety Miles an Hour

[MakoRin] Rin and Makoto are both romantics and are dating other people. But when they see each other at a party, they can't resist temptations and enter into a complicated romance. Will they find the love that they're seeking with their current partner or with each other?

Fake

Lisa a 17 year old girl that used to smile all the time until her mom died. She became very depressed and barley smiled then Mary came along they became best friends but Mary kept a lot of secrets. Then Lisa met matt and was happy with her two best friends. The 3 people she regrets meeting are Jessica, Britney, and Li...

I'm hurt too

Lucy is a tough girl, with a heart filled with Lockwood! But when he decides they should get more serious, Quill Kipps decides to go south and kidnap Lucy!