You're just 17. What can possibly go wrong? Something you never expected happening is going to change your life and maybe that something has to do with Alex Turner, frontman of Arctic Monkeys. Yes, that 28 year old hottie.
Rule #1: Never be alone, have someone always with you, no matter where you are. Rule #2: Don't acknowledged their presence or you'll give them the satisfaction of them scaring you. Rule #3: Always, and I mean Always have a crucifix with you no matter where you are. Rule #4: Pray every night, every day, when you e...