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  • Funniest Text Bloopers!
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    TEXT BLOOPERS!!

  • The UnSlut Project
    15.7M 301K 206

    I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the peopl...

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  • News & Updates
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    Stay connected to all things Wattpad by adding this story to your library. We will be posting announcements, updates, and much more!

  • A Weirdos Guide To Swag
    9.9M 357K 231

    A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

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  • #SPKSADcontest Rules
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    Valentine’s Day?! BORING. That’s why Sour Patch Kids is ALL about Singles Awareness Day!! To celebrate, I’m holding a #SPKSADContest (SAD = Singles Awareness Day). I want, no, NEED, to hear your story of love and singledom. It should obvi start sour but end totally sweet. Srsly, who doesn’t love a happy ending? SO, su...

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  • Side-Splittingly Fake Advertisements
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    A book of Side-splitting, gut busting, ridiculously insane fake advertisements for fake products and services. This book will have you on your toes saying "What the hell?" while you try to catch your breath from laughing hysterically. Warning: You might fall on the floor laughing. We are not responsible for your injur...

  • Teenage Posts
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  • The Hope And Despair
    62 7 3

    Nowhere is safe anymore. You can't go out to the park, make love, eat, drink, pray, even sleep. 4015, the year of the Apocalypse. Houses ruined, cars burned, no humans or animals to be found. I'm one of the 1,000 people on earth left. I wish earth was like it was 2000 years ago.

  • The Best Dictionary Ever
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    This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

  • Her Heathcliff (Loki One-shot)
    107 1 1

    Odin has given the ultimate punishment... "Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! " He screamed but to no avail. Whatever his soul was made out of, her and his were the same. Loki would soon forget her as he would his own existence.

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  • Awesome Book For Pictures and Videos
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    This is a book specially made by me for me to upload random pictures, my edits and even random YouTube videos. Feel free to check them out if you'd like. I may update twice a day or randomly update whenever I like.

  • Funny Text Messages 2
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  • I fought for disney: unkown disney secrets
    162 4 6

    Everyone saw something Disney related. And people say this is all fake. Well…… it's not. It's all true. Magic is true. Not fake. Don't listen to the people that say it's not. All the Villains are trying to kill Disney. And a group of kids are going save Disney. Do you believe in disney?

  • Ruin Your Childhood //Completed//
    1.4M 35.2K 80

    Think your childhood was great? Think it was perfect and filled with great shows? Sorry, that's why I'm here. To ruin all of those good memories of tv shows. :3 #sorrynotsorry Read at your own cost! xx // Disclaimer- Not all mine, I just do the research //

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  • Short Romantic Love Stories
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    Love Story's!!

  • ⒹⒺⒶⓇ ⒹⒾⒶⓇⓎ
    29 3 1

    Am I the only one? The girl with no dreams? Or am I normal, the other girls just hide it? Whatever the feeling is, whatever the others say, I feel someone else feels this force. I know it must not be... I just have an anxiety. I am more than normal my mother said. Maybe that is not a good thing... Dear diary help me.

  • My Funny Jokes Part 1
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    Umm just funny stories I guess

  • Funny Jokes
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    Hilarious quotes for you to laugh over

  • Funny Jokes and Stories(part 1)
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    This is some of the most funniest jokes in the world! Everything here is appropriate, meaning there are no bad words or phrases! Hope you all enjoy it. If you do, please vote for it and comment. Thank you for all the support! Love you all! ^__^ >.<

  • Awesome insults or comebacks
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    If you're looking for any great insults this is the place to come. (most of it is trash) WARNING:strong language! I mean COME ON!

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  • pick up lines » zayn [FINISHED]
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    ❝My pick up lines work with everyone.❞ © All Rights Reserved.

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  • funny comebacks
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  • Funny comebacks
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  • Funnny text messages
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  • A Forbidden Family (Attack on Titan)
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    AOT FANFICITON ---------------------------------- Karen Ackerman has NEVER met her dad. She had been wanting to. But that doesn't mean she needs to fall into the anime world and find out that she's a freak- an ANIMATO! Now she's stuck in a world of twist and turns because fate is just cruel that way. She's got two opt...

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  • Jokes and funny texts.
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    My Joke Book.

  • Funny comebacks
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    Most hilarious comebacks ever!!! NOT ALL MINE