dad jokes.

"—knock knock.

Sooner or Later...You'll Want Me Again

Five years ago, Isyss Dulay left home to pursue her modeling career. Behind, she respectably left friends and family. Now, as a 23 year old famous supermodel, she's returning home to the life and people she had to leave behind. She finds out that not only has the scenery changed, but the people as well. Among them all...

Are You Jealous Yet? A Luke Hemmings Story

'Jealousy is, I think, the worst of all faults because it makes a victim of both parties' - Gene Tierney Erin Thomas, 16 years old, born 15th August 1996. Undecided about her feelings towards her best friend Luke Hemmings, it just so happens to be that Luke and three other...

Book Covers! *CLOSED*

Hey! I'll make book covers for you guys if you want as long as you guys give me credit and promote my stories! :D Just give me the title of your story and what it's about and let me do my magic ;) ~~~~~~~~ Hey! So it's closed for now so I won't be taking requests!!! So kindly wait and I will serve you later senpai.. ...

✔ Run Baby Run ✖ punk hood au

❝If the worse happens and I tell you to run, you will, okay? Run baby, run...❞ ● Destructive, depressed, and on the verge of an unthinkable downward spiral, Calum Hood meets Gwen Guzman. Sweet, happy, and full of hope, Gwen thrives on helping others. When all of Australia sees the worst accident of the year, Gwen's k...

The Only Exception • Luke Hemmings

I guess, opposites do attract.

close as strangers | lrh

"every night I'm losing you in a thousand faces/now it feels we're as close as strangers" [DISCONTINUED]

Forgiven // l.h. // Book 2 in Bully Series

"We're like the stupidest people ever." "Yeah, we kinda are."

Forced (One Direction and 5SOS)

What would you do if you were a total loser your whole life and just wanted to fit in? Would you change and become someone else? Someone better. Brittany had the best life. She had the perfect boyfriend, the perfect friends, the best school, parties all night long and no worries. Well, until she gets in a little troub...

After 2

This is the sequel (continuation) of After. Hardin and Tessa's relationship will be tested in ways she never expected, but he knew of all along.

Scars {Completed}

Puppies are cute, right? Well, Kenzie McHill finds a stray, or what she believes to be. When the owner asks her to babysit, and she accepts without a second thought to it, she finds herself head over heels with the owners brother. Problem? She has a secret, and little does she know, soon, everyone will find out.

P.S. I Hate You 2 [ discontinued until further notice ! ]

❝ He was her first, and she was his last. ❞ ▪ { book two } © BritishBums

Texts |m.c.|

Have you ever received a random text message from the wrong number? Well Violet did, and she got it from the one and only Michael Clifford. Life goes on with all these twists, and multiple ups and downs. But it all depends on how you handle them. Please do not copy my story, thank you.

The Intern // 5 Seconds of Summer

Ryan, a 17 year old teenage girl is hired to work with Lou Teasdale. She's excited. She will be able to get intern hours and very little pay which will all make for a good resume. But what happens when she isn't what the 5 Seconds of Summer boys expected?

1000 Facts About 5 Seconds Of Summer

Facts about 5 Seconds of Summer

Wattpad for Dummies

A 'Step by step'-guide on how to get the most out of Wattpad.

Hair, Body and Skin

Easy and natural beauty tips!

how to make a mixtape :: mgc (fin.)

in which a girl with an accent is scared of talking, but a boy finds a way to hear her voice.

Fanfic Contests

Fanfiction knows no bounds, and to help spark your creativity, we will be posting the details of all our Fanfiction contests: oneshots, drabbles, prompts, challenges, and much more! Contests will typically occur every 2 weeks. Prizes may include shoutouts on our social channels, Wattpad swag, or even a week on the Fea...

two-faced m.c

in which she dresses up as someone she's not to get back at her bully but ends up falling for him. - a michael clifford short story- a/n - honestly this book sucks but im leaving it up because it was the beginning of when I finally started writing good (:

Sex Education • Ashton Irwin

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness

jokes, imagines, and tumblr posts about the 5 seconds of summer boys and their fans •credit to whoever wrote these•

Sleeping With The Enemy (Harry Styles)

Jane Hendricks and Harry Styles were arch enemies. Not JUST enemies, but it was just completely hate between the two. Although what others didn't know, was that Jane had a past with Harry. Even enemies could fall in love.. But that was then, and this is now, as others say. It turns out, it wasn't love they were in bac...

Still Into You

Sandra seemed to have it all: the perfect boyfriend, worry-free life, et cetera. But everything crumbles apart when Luke breaks up with her for a reason that he refuses to share with anyone. Can she handle the truth behind Luke's decision as old friends and new faces help her get back up? Or will it just urge her to b...

Remember to Forget

"Why do you like the rain so much?" "It reminds me that I'm still alive." (Luke Hemmings Fanfiction) Copyright to Ashley Royer. All things written by Ashley Royer unless otherwise stated. Not affiliated with 5 Seconds of Summer or any other characters mentioned. THIS IS NOT THE FULL BOOK. The full book is publis...

short skirts ➳ l.h.

❝do you know why you're in your room?❞ ❝because daddy put me here.❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 || Kay Luke Daddy Kink

Surfacing - Book One in the Swans Landing Series

Sixteen-year-old Mara Westray has just lost her mother, and now, being shipped off to live with the father she doesn’t know is not how she imagined grieving. She’s already counting down the days until she turns eighteen and can leave the tiny island of Swans Landing. But from the moment she steps off the ferry, nothin...

Book covers;taking requests

I make covers for books for fun cause I'm a dork. ♥ book covers always catch the attention of a reader. On wattpad the main thing people look at when searching for a book to enjoy,is the cover they love the most and read the story because if you have a lame cover,people will assume the book isn't as amazing as it may...

Slipping - Book 1.5 in the Swans Landing series

Josh Canavan has lived a quiet life on the tiny island of Swans Landing, keeping a secret no one else can ever know. But when a new girl arrives on the island, Josh begins to question everything and wonders if maybe he has the courage to step outside of the half-life he's always lived. This novella is a retelling of t...

Under His Roof

When Kimberly's family can't afford to send her to Miami with the rest of her friends, she is forced to spend her spring break at the house of her father's friend, Julian Carter. Kimberly was not happy with the arrangement and prepared herself for a boring spring break. What she didn't expect though, was for Julian to...