-| this was their fairy tale ending |- "Remember when I used to call you Slut Dresser?" "Yeah... I remember." "We should name him Slut Dresser." "We aren't naming our son Slut Dresser." "Why not?" "Because that's just begging for kids to pick on him in school. We might as well call him Slut." "It isn't that bad...." B...
-| just because you win the battle, doesn't mean you've won the war|- "You know... I was serious when I said I was going to marry you." "I know." "Then why don't we go get married right now? We can fly to Vegas... Drive thru wedding. I've heard those have a high success rate." BOOK TWO. Warnings: There is mentions o...
-|all is fair in love and war|- "Why are you so nervous?" "I-I'm not nervous." "Then why are you shaking? Surely you're not a virgin, I mean with a body like that..." "And what if I am? A virgin that is..." "Then may god have mercy upon my soul." Ran...