[kadie karen diekmeyer hadn't seen nik in years. when she discovers that her ex-boyfriend is now a gluttonous freak, she finds herself even more attracted to him, but there's a problem- because guess what? the glamorous rock star gerard way is too, and he isn't going to let miss kadie have nik anytime soon.]
Junko lost her detachable tits shortly after the incident at starbucks and needs to find them ASAP
SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?
Peaches met a girl named Trisha Paytas at the coochie store. Peaches fell in love the moment she saw Trisha. She went home ask her coochie bugs what she should do. Then she got a text message from Trisha....
read this if ur sexc‼️💔 sangwoo(killing stalking) hisoka(hunterxhunter) non-fiction cause the love is real💕🤑
John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.
🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll se...
➷(Y/N) FALLS ASLEEP, DREAMS, AND SOMEHOW ENDS UP IN A STRANGE PLACE OF HUMANIZED CANDIES. ⚠WARNINGS:⚠ MATURE CONTENT/SMUT INNAPROPRIATE LANGUAGE WEIRD SHIT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 👺 I DON'T OWN JOLLY RANCHERS y'all rlly thought I was joking huh. im dead serious 😜
very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵
You, a good christian girl discover a the sexy bad boy. His name is Bibble. You two slowly start to develop feelings after you both get sent to a catholic camp
Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
A forbidden romance blossoms between two unlikely men. Their passion for politics was one thing but their passion for each other was another. Can this love affair last, or will the pressures of those around them break their special bond?
Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!
~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?
(Y/n) has been looking for a boyfriend for so long. She has tried everything: dating apps, talking to random people, dating her friends exes, asking out ALL of her friends, and even banging deer in the woods. She was so close to giving up on love entirely, BUT there was one person she didn't expect to meet...
In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?
In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to re...
His will be so large that I'll stick my dick *into his* and bust so dam hard that my steamy hot gooey semen will flow through his large veiny and _meaty cock_ into his succulent nut sack and my nut will take over his testicles and he will now produce gallons of the mighty J's steamy cock juice smoothie and implant it...
lmfao our presidents are in love, bot slowbjrn cause thag takes tjem
