101 years after Bella Married Edward...
From Bella's P.O.V.
I stared at the headless corpse, that was Edward. I started a match, and set the body aflame.
FINALLY.
that was that. I killed Edward, because he wouldn't stop sparkling.
alice walked in, "oh. guess you finally did it, huh? everyone knew it was coming." She kissed me on the cheek. "Now we can start the rest of our lives."
Emmett came dancing into the room. "WOOT! THANK GOD THAT SOMEONE FINALLY KILLED THAT SPARKLY FREAK!"
Carlise came in as well, and shook his head at the corpse. "Biggest mistake of my life was turning him."
and we all danced off into the sunset as the body burned.
edward had it coming to him.
;)
