What the fuck is this

Cheese

Midorya POV
As I was out patrolling, i came across this app and then the first one was a completely new app it would have to do it a little while it wasn't a bad thing to say it is ok but I gotta is a little weird and I don't think it was just gonna I wanna know that you were dead so I was like oh fuck lol and then I saw that bitch kachann and I felt the BakuDeku shippers slowly take my soul
Bakugo POV
I was on a date with my dad Obama and then I saw that fucking shit face deku and started screaming, I felt the BakuDeku shippers slowly envelop my being so I started screaming and crying harder also I saw Kermit was trying to rape my boyfriend Obama is the way I was just watching so yeah
Midnsna POV
I finally escaped the abyss of Wyoming and was greeted with bakugo a mom asking Thomas "what are you doing to my 3 year old" and I just watched as Obama's corpse was cheesed by Thomas