Being a Stifler...I'm a girl!
This is an idea I've been thinking about for a while and I just thought it'd be a funny thing to write!
Preface
"Go long!" I screamed as I launched the football at the halfback, we have two minutes left to the game and it's an equal 30-30; we have to win this one!
Every year these cock suckers beat us, and it just wont do this year...
But let me start from the begining...
Me? My name gives me a great deal of responsibility and loyalty to the family name; my dad? One of the best pornographic directors on earth, you heard me! My dad...is Steve Stifler, The Stifmeister.
My uncle? The once great Matt Stifler, once a banging genius, now? In love with a fucking bandie fucker; my cousins? Dwight; he's fuckin' awesome; he's now in charge of the Naked Mile, and of course he still lives in the Beta House.
Eric baisically needs to grow a set; he's living it up here in East Great Falls with that chick he met in the Beta House.
And Scott, well I haven't actually met him, but I will soon; my dad is letting me throw a graduation party at the end of the year, and it's gonna fuckin' rule; they don't call me Stifbabe for nothing.
Back to the game we were playing; Donnie - our halfback - threw the ball over to Dean and Dean ran all the way to the bottom of the field as the whistle went off, sygnalling that we finally won a game against Syferson High...
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clodagh
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