CHAPTER 1 : Havoc in the Bath

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by RabbyIsCool

by RabbyIsCool

A regular afternoon in New York City, the snow was falling heavier than Rabby's weight, while the traffic was double his size

-BEEP BEEP-

"Where am I? Oh, still stuck in traffic. I don't got time for this my bath appointment at the Batheroo is in 5 minutes!"

So Rabby put his car in park mode in the middle of traffic and took the keys out of the ignition. He opened up his car and proceeded to walk towards the flower shop located on Bun street.

   "How much for the rose petals?"
   "Theys $5"
   "$5?! These rose petals from Obama's garden?!"
   "Do you want them or not?"
   "Fine, but this is basically robbery!"

Rabby got his rose petals and ran to meet his bathtub appointment.
"Hello? OOO A BELL"

ding. ding. ding. ding. ding.

The clerk approached the front desk, "What do you want, we ain't got time for dirty rabbits like you"

"I'm here for my bath don't judge me or else"
"Name?"
"Rabby"
"Ah yes Mr. Rabby, we've been waiting for you, please follow me."

Rabby was led down the hallway, where they finally stopped at the imperial bathtub room.

"We'll have our top bather today, Dianny wash you up, is that okay?"
"Okay"

Rabby emptied out his rose petals into the bathtub and began to let the water run, when suddenly he heard a knock on the door

"Are you decent?" it was a female voice
"Are you trying to call me fat?"

The door was opened, revealing a girl on the other side

"I'm Dianny ya bather, how do you do"
"Howdy I'm Rabby, and you'll only bathe me if you CATCH ME FIRST"

Rabby started to run around the room, knocking things over left and right while laughing vigorously

"GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB RABBIT"

Hours and hours passed, until Rabby finally slipped, and Dianny caught him

   "HAHA I CAUGHT YOU! Rabby did you.. pee yourself?"
   "NO DID YOUR MOM PEE HERSELF?"
   "No I'm not trying to be offensive.. its just that.. you're soaking wet"

Dianny and Rabby looked down and realized they were standing in 5 inches worth of water.

"THE BATHTUB, WHO LEFT IT ON?"
"Hehe, can I get a refund?"

Rabby was banned from the Batharoo from then on out.