101 Reasons Why I Hate Having Big Boobs

The List

Welcome back gorgeous girls!

Here is our much awaited list of 101 Reasons Why I Hate Having Big Boobs.

P.s to anyone who feels like this is a negative list, please remember that this is just a little bit of fun.

Enjoy.

-TheFunnyGirl_

-

-

1.       You can’t run

2.       Not only does it hurt to lay on your stomach, as in just your stomach, but if you have large cahonkas it's even harder because they're so sore and tender.

3.       Bending over to tie your shoes

4.       Everybody stares at them

5.       You can't cross your arms

6.       Can't lie face down

7.       Having padding on already big bras

8.       Having drunk girls ask if they can motorboat

9.       Bra underwire digging into your skin

10.   Seatbelt problems

11.   You can't slouch or stick your chest out cause it 'sends the wrong message'

12.   Bras that fit cost a fortune

13.   Safety vests don't fit

14.   They'll sag in the future

15.   When you pick up something, you have to readjust afterwards

16.   They bounce while going down the stairs

17.   Bad pickup lines like, 'Those look heavy, can I hold them for you'

18.   Yoga is out of the question

19.   That awkward moment when you lean forward and accidentally honk the horn

20.   Food falls into them

21.   Under boob tan line

22.   With big boobs, you can't run unless you want smacked in the face. And sports bras don't help....at all.

23.   Needing a bigger dress size because it's too tight on your chest

24.   You can't wear button-down shirts, you just can't

25.   Let’s face it; boobs are probably the first thing a dude will see if they meet a girl. *rolls eyes*

26.   That feeling when you have double boobs when you try on a strapless dress.

27.   Knocking over stuff with your boobs

28.   You curse your whole family because your descendants will have big boobs too

29.   When you bend over to tie your shoes and you get a load of guys trying to look down your shirt like

30.   When you try to run in a normal bra and it effing hurts

31.   Not being able to wear cute clothes that are a little tight without feeling uncomfortable

32.   Running up the stairs and having the weight of them feel like they're going to tear your throat out

33.   Hugging short people and suffocating them

34.   They get extremely hot

35.   Back pains that kill

36.   Perverts always looking like they have never seen boobs and your boobs are the only like water in the Sahara Desert

37.  Gym class with hormonal teenage boys

38.  The sweat stain right in the middle that goes through your shirt

39. If one day you wake up and decide you like having big boobs, that giant nasty stretch mark/s is there to ruin your fun

40. Running into a corner hurts like hell

41. It's hard for people to make eye contact with you