Smokin' That Po2TR

Algebraic Pleasure (KZG)

Rapper's Delight Parody

Silent Scribe

I say the Di. Gi. The Digi to the Digi the Di-Digital

The course of the whole

Is how we learn to use the equation factored to find the equation complete.

So what we do is nothing new,

We factor everyday,

So when we learn this thing, it comes easier every day.

See I am KZG

Putting up papers yellow

Cuz' at the time of writing this I am a 'spired fellow

Causing

A paradox because I use the concept of

Eng-lish to define some concepts of math

In rhyme

Perfect time

I can crank this song out on a dime

Now she ain't here right now, but this is the teacher's song

My last name be "Spells" So I'll put it out for ya, and no I won't take too long.

I Spells it out:

Like L-A-U with the R-A-Space

Next to P-O-double-T-R

The excitement comes like number "e" on a TI-84

See what we do when we factor out, we do it in groups

And if you need to learn a bit, I suggest you put on loop

See Algebra,

Noms and Alphas

And that is just the start

We do a bunch

And it's fun, much

And I mean that from the heart

So the formula

Which is short and sweet

Is simple all and all

That three-part expression with which we're messin

You can call Rational

See the form-ula is A-X-Squared-Plus B-X Plus C

Then we find numbers that multiply "C" and add up to be "B"

Hold up Everyone

Com-mon Fac-Tor Greatest, find it pull it first

You can solve it untouched if you really want to but your brain it might get hurt

Once again, Peeps

Com-mon Fac-Tor, Greatest do it, Pre

And if these tasks you can't finish, The Teach gonna move ya seat

So now "B-X"

We gon' split it,

GCF, group it up,

and re-write it

And that's all that we really need-need to know

Add a few steps on you on the go

We got di-vi-sion, can mul-ti-ply,

The sum or the diff of squares

And with those you just got remember B-X equals Zero there

And

With the adding and subtracting of all the more troublesome cubes

Remember SOAP, it'll give you hope

if you don't have it exactly down-wrote

Like the difference goes A-Minus-B times A-Squared Plus A-B Plus B-Squared

It means Same Sign, Opposite next, and at the end Always Positive, Always Best

And then BAM

Intermediate

Goes BAM

Because you just beat

One of the Toughest things in the class

Add a few steps and you can pass

Doesn't matter if you finish your test last

Because in this class we have a blast

Now I know that I am in the back of the room

But I suck up knowledge like big vacuum

Now the L-A-U Plus the R-A-Space

over P-O-Double-T-R Taught this

And that's all that we really need-need to know

Add a few steps on you on the go

And that's all that we really need-need to know

Skiddly-bop-bop-boppity go Toe-to-toe

Diddy hop hop

With a math test biddly-bah-dah-doh

and show me whatcha know

So the last thing that we gon learn

is what we learning now, it ain't gonna burn

The Division, Multiplication, just the app-lic-ca-tion

And that's all that we really need to know

Add a few steps on you on the go

And that's all that we really need-need to know

Fac-tor ya'll, and put it top and low

As equation one, do the same for two

When ya multiply you gonna do it straight through

But when divide

You gon' be flippin' two

Then ya multiply straight through

Easy 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 steps that you gon' follow through

Questions y'all, give her whatcha got

Because until ya get it she won't stop

Be it 1 - 2 - 3, uhn, KZG, I got it hot

I say the Di. Gi. The Digi to the Digi the Di-Digital

The course of the whole

Is how we learn to use the equation factored to find the equation complete.

A-Swiggy Swiggity Swooty at TU

I bet the class and me, we love you

Even when you make us do the work

And all equals up to one, it hurts

And you know exactly what I mean,

Because I did not forget that scene

Twenty-Five of Feb-ru-ar-y

About twenty minutes before six-fif-teen

Before everyone in there was due to leave their seat