I invited my date for dinner
I was looking to impress
Into the kitchen
Trying not to make a mess
Cooking is not my forte
I’m certainly no Nigella
But tonight would be different
No rolling pin, I’ll use my umbrella
Pots bubbling away
Into the cooker I put the meat
The fire alarm starts ringing
I nearly pass out from the heat
Trying to stay calm
What’s this giant spoon for?
It’s all going wrong
The eggs have fallen on the floor
I’ve forgotten to add the flour
I’m sure it will still taste fine
The stress of chopping and stirring
I need a glass of wine
What’s that burning smell?
Meat stuck to the baking tray
I’m a disaster in the kitchen
Let’s get a take away!
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Cooking catastrophe!
Teen FictionA humorous poem about my lack of skills in the kitchen!!!