The Funny Creepypastas (Editing)

The Funny Creepypastas

You woke up drowsy, You once again had a dream about eating Nutella.

'ugh...I gotta pee'. You thought to myself as you scooted out of bed and headed towards the restroom. As you walked in yousaw your messy (h/c) hair and just shrugged it off. while you were using the restroom youherd my front door open. 'DA fauq' you thought to myself as you pulled up your pants. Both your parents are in bed asleep and you're an only child...you left the restroom and headed to the kitchen...for Nutella. You walked in the kitchen and went straight for the cabinet. You pulled out the brown Nutella jar and went on a journey searching for a spoon.

Youfinally found one and just as you were about to pull out a spoonful of nutella youherd someone clear there throat. With a spoon in one hand, withyour other hand you point up a finger to the sky and shake it and say out loud in a goofy voice

"Why nutella god why have you doomed my to die without having one last taste..." you giggled at your own horrible joke and spoke again "Before you kill me,psychopathic killer in my kitchen...can I eat this nutella and drink some milk...?" you herd a raspy voice reply

"why not..." he then grumbled something under his breath as you finished getting a glass of milk and nutella. You turned around to find a creepy-pasta sitting on the couch in your kitchen (yes there is a couch in your kitchen) There sitting on my couch is...JEFF THE KILLER

"DAfauq" You mumbled and kicked a couch pillow at him. You don't like sitting on top of the little corner pillows OK?! He caught it with "killer" reflexes as you sat down where the pillow used to be at. "Welcome to my not so humble home" You said to him sticking the spoon of nutella in your mouth. He was about to throw the pillow back at you when you blurted out

"NO WAIT!" Then you set Your cup of milk and nutella on the kitchen table

"OK now" You said again as he then threw the pillow at you. You flopped out your entire arm and it hit the pillow 'Huh I guess practicing on heavy bags can help you!'. You laughed at him and said

"well night...kinda...sorta..." he then started to say his classic "GO.TO-" that's when you saw your mom in the kitchen door way.

She had a crazed look on her face.

She then pulled out a random samurai sword and ran at Jeff and he pulled out his knife and your mom started screaming "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER YOU MOTHER FU-"

"MOM" I shouted

"whaaaaaaaat"she wined at you as if she were the teenager

"I just realized we forgot to let the dog in before we went to bed..."both Jeff and your mom looked at you like this -->( ._.)

"oh okey dokey!" Your mom said and just got up and walked out of the kitchen to let the dog back in. Jeff just looked at you like 'DERP'

"well night" you said as you stood up and turned out the kitchen light and just walked out of the room.

When you got into my room your computer screen was on...