Charlie: (looking at the picture of Mr. Tolly and Emma) Is there a man here?
Maisie: Only you, Charlie.
Paton: Hey, what about me?
Venetia: It's ok, Charlie; just look at the picture.
Charlie: Ok. (looks at picture)
Voice 1: I think I'm being spied on.
Voice 2: You're sure, Holly?
Voice 1: Of course I'm sure, Artemis Fowl! Don't I know a spy when I see one?
Voice 3: Hey guys, check this out: (Shows them a YouTube video)
Voice 4: Mulch, if you listen really hard, you can just about make out the sound of NOBODY GIVING A HOOT!!!
Lucretia: Care to tell us what you heard?
Charlie: Uhhh you don't wanna know; it's too weird!
Fidelio: Hey Charlie, instead of practicing the piano, let's watch YouTube videos and learn how to play themes from TV shows.
Charlie: Ok!
Manfred: Look at me!
Charlie: You're ugly!
Manfred: Ouch! That hurts!
Julia: Thanks for giving me that picture.
Charlie: You're very welcome.
Julia: And one more thing...
Charlie: Yes?
Julia: Do you know any single men out there who loves books?
Charlie: Yeah, there's my uncle, Paton Yewbeam.
Julia: Thanks!
Charlie: I can't believe I got detention, and on the first day no less!
Olivia: That's all right! We can go spy on the Bloors!
Billy: Good idea! (They all go spy on the Bloors)
Dr. Bloor: Have you hidden the present?
Manfred: Yeah. She'll never know what we're getting her for Christmas: it's a limited edition Hedwig bookend!
Dr. Bloor: I heard you had to rip off three people just to get it.
Manfred: That I did.
Charlie: He's not a bully; he's a con artist!!
Paton: So let me get this straight: you heard Mr. Tolly's tapes?
Charlie: Yeah.
Paton: And what did they say?
Charlie: They said that when his wife died Dr. Bloor offered to step in and help him raise Emma but Matthew McGuire beat him to it.
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The Charlie Bone Mockups
FanfictionIn this miniature series, I poke fun at the Charlie Bone books by injecting a ridiculous amount of pop cultural references, silliness, bad humor, and even a showdown with Harry Potter.
