You, you there reading this! What in Gods name are you doing here? Nothing much lies ahead but disappointment, failure, heartache, and mere disaster... leave at once.
What? You're still he-... haha, you nonsensical humans; never listening for the signals to run.
Very well then, welcome.
My name is Marcellus, please please step over those bones they're just for- decoration. I have been meaning to have my assistance clean them up but she appears to have been, what shall we say? Displaced. Lift your arms, your physique is spectacular... can you lift 100-150 lbs?
Yes? Quite good, you're hired.
You weren't here to apply? Darling, there is no leaving now...
It's a pleasure to...
have you.
