Bloglyness :)

I. Hate. Babysitting.

So hereZ the dealo...

There are these kids that i babysit down the street right?

Sounds fun u know some money, some free food, some adorible little kids... WRONG! WRONG! SO WRONG U SHOULD BE ARRESTED!!!!!

Here is a list of why i hate the doodlebopkinz (not their !real name unless u havent noticed) :

1) they r INSANE

2) there is crap all over their house (litteral poop along with other stuff)

3) they have a bipolar chiuaua (have no idea how to spell that)

4) they fight all the time

5) they are so fat its not even funny

6) i think their dad is a child molester

And...

7) they are IN+SAAANNEEE

To prove my point ill show u one of our convos (obviously not using real names) :

Trishlyterbia: can i sit on your lap?

Me: no

Trishlyterbia: y not?

Me: because u just told me that u took ur underwear off and put it se where in the bathroom!

Trishlyyerbia: so?!

Me: u can just sit next to me Trishlyterbia...

See what i dealt with????!!!!

so ive been at their house for like 5 hours and now im finally home. Praise. God. Almighty.

Duuuddddeee i am soooooo tired.

OMG I FORGOT!!! SSTTTOOORRYYY TTIIIMMEEE!!!!!!!

Otayy :)

So we kept smelling a wierd smell comming from out basement. (yeah it gets wierder). And so we had this dude come check it out and hes like you're smelling poop. And my family is like o.O . So he cuts a whole bunch of holes in our basement walls and finds snake nests and towers of poop! Wait let me emphasize that... TOWERS OF POOP!!! IN OUR BASEMENT!!!!!

Why does the wierd stuff always happen to me??

Maybe if i was less weird weird things would stop happening!!!

Ok lets try it...

The sky is orange

The ice is yellow

I dont know a word that rhymes with orange

So come look at this... Fellow

Yeah... No.

Hey at least i tried.

U gotta admit that it was kinda deep ;)

Eh who am i kidding?!

That sucked :p

Haha so i think im gonna goo

Goodbye u guys :D

I <3 MY UNICORNS!!!!